Large decaf mocha
skim no chocolate shavings.
—Drink evolution.
Skim turtle mocha.
Trying to stay skinny huh?
—Fifteen grams of fat.
Come to work groggy.
Ten caffeine doses later
still just as sleepy.
Low fat cinn chip scone
still has twenty grams of fat
false advertising?
Tall macchiato—
Unpleasant surprise coming.
Starbucks simpleton.
Do you serve Baily's?
Early morning, demanding booze?
I can't help you sir.
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