Monday, April 04, 2011

How do you get friends on formspring?

How do you get friends on formspring?

Answer here

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Sun Chips Marketing Fail

What the fuck idea are they going for? Maybe I am the one that missed the boat but does anyone actually take bag decomposition into consideration when buying chips? When buying any food product? What is the matter? Advertising a superior or unique flavor no longer sells the chips? Advertising the extra loud crunch no longer works? Well... Maybe it's about time this product HIT THE BRICKS.

What kind of a person throws the bag on the ground anyway? Not the kind of people who care about how fast a plastic bag decomposes. Those people would never throw a bag on the ground. Those "super green people" are probably too busy being vegan to even eat chips. It must be for the degenerate kids who throw fast food bags out of the window of their cars while flirting with disaster speeding are going to start buying sunchips now. After all at least now they can have all the fun of littering with none of the negative consequences.

Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Work (June 9, 2010)

bicycle chained
dog chained to bicycle
doesn't mind the rain

rainy evening
content to stay indoors
milk and honey tea

milk and honey tea
I so enjoy the flavor
but often forget

water pot boiling
splash—frozen tortellini
boiling no longer

oil pains the ocean
hotel tycoons lose tourists
I cry for the birds

Friday, May 07, 2010

Video Game Piracy, How Bad?

Interesting analysis from a game developer.

Thursday, May 06, 2010

Honey Tea (May 6, 2010)

chilly drizzle
I drink my tea with honey
—wishing a downpour

Happy Birthday (May 4, 2010)

the same cup of tea
ever-changing backdrop
dandelion seeds

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Dishes (March 30, 2010)

ceramic plate
bathing in dressing
lone onion curl

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Sunset (March 24, 2010)

beautiful day—
video games call to me
television's glow

bowl of mixed candy
all day long I stare at it
just to consider

through the window
on the painting

glimmer of cars
strip mall parking lot